Top 10 April Foolish Gifts To Get You Through The Corona Pandemic
- Six-month subscription to the toilet paper of the Month Club.
- Get out of the house free card. Good for one hour only. (Not valid for those over age 60 with pre-existing health conditions).
- News-Concelling headsets. For when enough is enough.
- Kid Exchange Program. Trade any or all of your kids for Netflix, a puppy, or anything, anything at all.
- Unlimited supply of Quarantini. Makes a delicious martini, and doubles as a disinfectant.
- A smartwatch that screams loudly. “Hey, this is my space” whenever anyone gets within 6 feet.
- Time travel machine. Beam me up to a time when this insanity is over.
- Delectable Drone Delivery – Fantastic food prepared by the world’s best chefs, airdropped to your door in 30 minutes or less.
- A case of corona. The best cure for corona may just be corona.
- Kindness. Kindness is the most contagious of all, pass it on. No foolin’.
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.
