Top 10 April Foolish Gifts To Get You Through The Corona Pandemic

Top 10 April Foolish Gifts To Get You Through The Corona Pandemic
  1. Six-month subscription to the toilet paper of the Month Club.
  2. Get out of the house free card. Good for one hour only. (Not valid for those over age 60 with pre-existing health conditions).
  3. News-Concelling headsets. For when enough is enough.
  4. Kid Exchange Program. Trade any or all of your kids for Netflix, a puppy, or anything, anything at all.
  5. Unlimited supply of Quarantini. Makes a delicious martini, and doubles as a disinfectant.
  6. A smartwatch that screams loudly. “Hey, this is my space” whenever anyone gets within 6 feet.
  7. Time travel machine. Beam me up to a time when this insanity is over.
  8. Delectable Drone Delivery – Fantastic food prepared by the world’s best chefs, airdropped to your door in 30 minutes or less.
  9. A case of corona. The best cure for corona may just be corona.
  10. Kindness. Kindness is the most contagious of all, pass it on. No foolin’.
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Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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