10 More April Foolish Thoughts to Ponder
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Failure is not an option; it’s bundled with your software.
- Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
- I’m pretty sure that sex is better than logic but I can’t prove it.
- Don’t bother me; I’m living happily ever after.
- Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
- We have enough youth; how about a fountain of smart?
- I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those critical, self-righteous people around me.
- A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.
