A Millennium of Foolishness
- I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
- Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription.
- Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
- Thought for the day: in case any of you haven’t had one yet.
- Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
- If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seatbelt.
- Therapy is expensive, and popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
- I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.