10 More April Foolish Thoughts to Ponder

  1. Allow me to introduce my selves.
  2. Failure is not an option; it’s bundled with your software.
  3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
  4. I’m pretty sure that sex is better than logic but I can’t prove it.
  5. Don’t bother me; I’m living happily ever after.
  6. Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
  7. We have enough youth; how about a fountain of smart?
  8. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those critical, self-righteous people around me.
  9. A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
  10. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

Join Our Community and Keep the Celebration Coming!