10 Thoughts Sure to Scare Ya!

- It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents; it’s how he found out.
- When the chips are down, the Buffalo is empty.
- Clones are people too.
- Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills all its students!
- Borrow money from pessimists “ they don’t expect it back.
- It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research…
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.