“Frighten Up” With Friedman’s Halloween Top 10


1. Five days a week, my body is a temple… the other two, it’s an amusement park.
2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. You’re way behind.
3. You again? Haven’t you learned anything yet?
4. Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
5. Someday we’ll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car.
6. Yesterday’s sour grapes will become tomorrow’s bitter whine.
7. On the keyboard of life, always keep on finger on the escape key.
8. No man is an island, so slow down on the donuts.
9. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
10. Justice always prevails… three times out of seven.

Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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