1. Five days a week, my body is a temple… the other two, it’s an amusement park.
2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. You’re way behind.
3. You again? Haven’t you learned anything yet?
4. Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
5. Someday we’ll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car.
6. Yesterday’s sour grapes will become tomorrow’s bitter whine.
7. On the keyboard of life, always keep on finger on the escape key.
8. No man is an island, so slow down on the donuts.
9. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
10. Justice always prevails… three times out of seven.