10 Thoughts Sure to Scare Ya!


  1. It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents; it’s how he found out.
  2. When the chips are down, the Buffalo is empty.
  3. Clones are people too.
  4. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills all its students!
  5. Borrow money from pessimists “ they don’t expect it back.
  6. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
  7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  8. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  9. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  10. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research…
Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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