10 Treats, no Tricks!

  1. First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
  2. I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays.
  3. Practice safe eating … always use condiments.
  4. I’m out of my mind … but feel free to leave a message.
  5. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
  6. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
  7. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
  8. Follow your dream …unless it’s the one where you’re running naked through Wal-Mart.
  9. Dogs have owners, and cats have staff.
  10. I’m not afraid of heights; I’m afraid of widths.
Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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