10 Thoughts Sure to Scare Ya!
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Don’t play stupid with me – I’m better at it!
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler than that.
- I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
- There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
- If at first you don’t success, see if the loser gets anything.
- Department of Redundancy Department.
- All of me is beautiful and valuable, …even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.
- Police station toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on…
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.
