Top 10 Technology Labor Day Pains

  1. Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software.
  2. BREAKFAST.COM halted… Cereal Port not responding.
  3. Press a key, any key. NO, NOT THAT ONE!!
  4. Windows; Just another pane in the glass.
  5. Read my chips: No new upgrades!
  6. ‘RAM disk’ is not an installation procedure.
  7. Access denied; “nah nah nah nah nah nah!”quot;
  8. Help! I’m online, and I can’t log off!!
  9. I hit the CTRL key, but I’m still not in control!
  10. Who’s General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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