10 April Foolish Questions

  1. How can you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
  2. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his mp3 player?
  3. Why are most nudists people you wouldn’t want to see naked?
  4. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  5. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
  6. When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
  7. Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
  8. Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
  9. If most accidents occur within five miles of home, why don’t people just move?
  10. How many weeks are there in a light year?
Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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