A Little Foolishness for April Fools
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- How do they get deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
- A fool and his money are soon audited.
- What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Time may be a great healer, but it’s sure one terrible beautician.
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.
