A Little Foolishness for April Fools

  1.  Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
  2. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
  3. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
  4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  5. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
  6. How do they get deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
  7. A fool and his money are soon audited.
  8. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
  9. I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
  10. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  11. Time may be a great healer, but it’s sure one terrible beautician.
Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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