Ten April “Foolish” Thoughts to Ponder
- Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
- Forgive you, enemies… nothing annoys them more.
- Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal!!
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
- Give me ambiguity or give something else.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.
- Cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny.
- Because madness takes its toll, please have exact change.
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.