Ten April “Foolish” Thoughts to Ponder

  1. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
  2. Forgive you, enemies… nothing annoys them more.
  3. Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal!!
  4. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  5. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  6. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  7. Give me ambiguity or give something else.
  8. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  9. Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.
  10. Cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny.
  11. Because madness takes its toll, please have exact change.
Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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