- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
- Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
- If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now.
- Where are we going? Why is it so hot? And what’s with this handbasket?
- Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?!”
- It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
- It’s not the pace of life that concerns me, it’s the sudden stop at the end.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
