1. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can’t make me happy.
2. Today has been a long year.
3. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting and a copy machine.
4. If things get any worse, I’ll have to stop asking you for help.
5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
6. I’m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
7. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
8. I have no trouble meeting expenses, they are everywhere.
9. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
10. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
