Labor Pains for Labor Day 99!


1. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can’t make me happy.
2. Today has been a long year.
3. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting and a copy machine.
4. If things get any worse, I’ll have to stop asking you for help.
5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
6. I’m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
7. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
8. I have no trouble meeting expenses, they are everywhere.
9. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
10. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Written by:

Scott Friedman

Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.

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