Just a “Spoonful” of April Foolishness
- My wife treats me like a god. She feeds me burnt offerings every day.
- I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
- While looking out for #1, don’t step in #2.
- All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can’t make me happy.
- One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
- All things being equal, tall people use more soap.
- Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
- I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Written by:Scott Friedman
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.
