My wife treats me like a god. She feeds me burnt offerings every day.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
While looking out for #1, don’t step in #2.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can’t make me happy.
One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
All things being equal, tall people use more soap.
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Scott Friedman, CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) and former President of the National Speakers Association (NSA), is an internationally sought after professional speaker and author. As a motivational humorist, Scott inspires and entertains with engaging, interactive, and content-rich programs. Scott’s main areas of expertise are employee innovation & engagement, customer experience, and creating a happier, more connected workplace and life.
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