“Value values.” The best things in life are not things. Be humble. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.…
Slip into something less comfortable. Comfort never produced greatness. Lose a few arguments. Would you rather be right, or would…
1. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark! 2. Exercise. If you don’t take care of your…
1. “Go for the Gusto!” If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space. 2. Call…
1. Get “HIP.” Happy, Inspired, Passionate. 2. Smile. You’re on Candid Camera! 3. Play Country Songs Backwards. You get your…
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? When everything is coming your way, you’re…
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. Forgive you, enemies… nothing annoys them more. Forget about World…
My wife treats me like a god. She feeds me burnt offerings every day. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening.…
1. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can’t make me happy. 2. Today has been…
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.…
1. Five days a week, my body is a temple… the other two, it’s an amusement park. 2. A journey…
It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents; it’s how he found out. When the chips are…