Laugh at yourself…and you will always be amused. Be kind. Kindness is Contagious. Infect the world. Be Grateful. True happiness…
Six-month subscription to the toilet paper of the Month Club. Get out of the house free card. Good for one…
Don’t judge people by their relatives. Just think what people would think of you. Come from abundance. There’s plenty for…
Why don’t you ever hear about ‘gruntled’ employees? If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2??…
First things first, but not necessarily in that order. I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays. Practice safe eating…
Start the journey. A Journey of a thousand miles begins with a two-hour flight delay. Travel light. Take off your…
Count your blessings! Surprise yourself…you have more than you can imagine. Any time someone asks you a question, respond with,…
How can you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound,…
How many blessings can I be thankful for today? Who can I positively surprise today? What can I do to…
Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software. BREAKFAST.COM halted… Cereal Port not responding. Press a key, any…
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the…
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone. I have kleptomania; but when it gets bad, I take something…
Be patient. You have to eat a lot of cereal before you find the free toy. Strategize. If you want…
Allow me to introduce my selves. Failure is not an option; it’s bundled with your software. Deja Moo: The feeling…
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription.…
“Value Values” – the best things in life are not things. Keep your words sweet, in case you have to…