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Laugh at yourself…and you will always be amused. Be kind. Kindness is Contagious. Infect the world. Be Grateful. True happiness…
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Six-month subscription to the toilet paper of the Month Club. Get out of the house free card. Good for one…
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Don’t judge people by their relatives. Just think what people would think of you. Come from abundance. There’s plenty for…
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Why don’t you ever hear about ‘gruntled’ employees? If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2??…
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First things first, but not necessarily in that order. I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays. Practice safe eating…
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Start the journey. A Journey of a thousand miles begins with a two-hour flight delay. Travel light. Take off your…
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Count your blessings! Surprise yourself…you have more than you can imagine. Any time someone asks you a question, respond with,…
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How can you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound,…
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How many blessings can I be thankful for today? Who can I positively surprise today? What can I do to…
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Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software. BREAKFAST.COM halted… Cereal Port not responding. Press a key, any…
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the…
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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone. I have kleptomania; but when it gets bad, I take something…
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Be patient. You have to eat a lot of cereal before you find the free toy. Strategize. If you want…
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Allow me to introduce my selves. Failure is not an option; it’s bundled with your software. Deja Moo: The feeling…
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I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription.…
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“Value Values” – the best things in life are not things. Keep your words sweet, in case you have to…